For the past year and a half have rented my condo out to a Frenchman, a Brit, a Chinaman, and a little Indian woman. Have spent the past hour opening cabinets, closets, drawers, looking on shelves. The following are things which have been left by these random tenants:
A vintage bureau
A vaccuum (sp?) cleaner
Three cases of imported beer
A green sock with a hole in it
A book on “Sex in China”
A hammer
Three brita filters (sealed) *winning*
A pile of janky CDs
A shoe holder
A front door rug
Two mini trashcans
A pedometer
A broom
A man purse
A grey comforter and pillow
Three lamplights
A wall clock
Two paintings
Two mirrors
A vast collection of tupperware
An airplane head pillow
A 32c bra
A can of corn
A half bottle of cheap vodka
Some candles
Three jazz records
A little wind up robot
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cozystumblings said:
sounds like you’re santa this year. i’ll take the robot.
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